Sending a dickpic with my resume. “Let me know if you have any openings”

"Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her"

10 word story (L.V.K.)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope, via bitchfr0mthebando)

"I like messy people; people who don’t fit in a box or stay between the lines, but who’s integrity is greater than any rule book and who’s loyalty is stronger than blood."

Jim Wern

"fucking weirdos"